Dirk: > Introduce your adopted son.
Dec. 20th, 2012 12:50 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sickheartbeats[You have recently PICKED UP A COMPANION, involuntarily at first but then eventually saving its life, and it is now YOURS FOREVER, as soon as you've convinced your room-mate that pets are not for dinner.
You return home with the duckling on your shoulder and head straight for the kitchen, intending to prepare a decent replacement meal to HELP BRING YOUR POINT ACROSS.]
You return home with the duckling on your shoulder and head straight for the kitchen, intending to prepare a decent replacement meal to HELP BRING YOUR POINT ACROSS.]
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:26 am (UTC)I'm glad you possess a basic understanding of non-lethal wildlife.
Let's just have some stuffed mini pumpkins for dinner, ok.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:28 am (UTC)[It is a DUCK. It is a baby duck, to be precise. It is too tiny to taste good, and is therefore BORING. You stare anyway.]
Have you named it?
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:31 am (UTC)There's an obviously more dire need for personal attachment between the two of you to keep you from wanting to roast him on a poker.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:36 am (UTC)I mean what sort of companion can a duck even be?
They dont purr and they dont cuddle.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:44 am (UTC)I'll be testing that theory after dinner.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:46 am (UTC)Do you want a rubber ducky?
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-20 12:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-20 12:50 am (UTC)I'm being a decent human being and giving it the chance to show me why I should love it like my own.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:50 am (UTC)Okay?
Its your duck.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:53 am (UTC)I promise you'll still be my number one.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:54 am (UTC)Its so tiny!!
Look at its feet. Will it ever grow into those?
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-20 12:57 am (UTC)Hello dirks duck!
Duck of dirk. Dirk ducken.
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Date: 2012-12-20 12:59 am (UTC)Dare you to say that five times in fast succession.
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:04 am (UTC)Wait
Dirks duck dirks dick dirks duck dirks duck dirks DUCK! There!!
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:10 am (UTC)[You refrain from pointing out that he MESSED UP AGAIN. No display of such derpiness should inspire fondness in you, but it's a strange world.]
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:15 am (UTC)Dirks duck.
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:21 am (UTC)You like it.
It's cute.
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:22 am (UTC)And awkward. And i think it likes you a whole lot.
I am inclined to think well of it i guess.
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-20 01:25 am (UTC)Dirks duck dinner duty.
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:27 am (UTC)Any special dessert requests?
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:28 am (UTC)[You poke the duck again. You have to admit that it is PRETTY CUTE.]
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:31 am (UTC)[You begin to throw stuff together for STRIDER STYLE FRIED RICE, extra sticky.]
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Date: 2012-12-20 01:32 am (UTC)You seem like a guy who would have a list.
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Date: 2012-12-20 02:05 am (UTC)I asked in case you wanted anything in particular.
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Date: 2012-12-20 02:22 am (UTC)We must have cookies or something in the cupboard right?
What is the duck going to eat? Watercress?
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Date: 2012-12-20 02:30 am (UTC)Guess we can just see which he goes for.
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Date: 2012-12-20 02:31 am (UTC)